Took him less than 2 minutes. He’s taking this “flash” thing literally 
~*~*~
The pain roared from his chin to his eardrums. Her fist was cocked and her eyes yelled that she was going to throw another punch.
“Whoa! What’s gotten into you?” he asked as he rubbed the stubble on his cheek.
“Come on, you said you wanted to spar, so let’s fight” she said.
He rolled his jaw from side to side. “yeah, but I thought we’d practice some wrestling and maybe roll around a little…I was hoping all the contact might lead to something more fun” he said with a grin.
She stared. “No,” she whispered, and unloaded another jab.
~*~*~
The Husband’s interpretation of Matchbox 20′s song Push, courtesy of Mel. Lance should like this (it’s dealing with fighting after all)
September 12, 2012 at 11:42 am
This husband of yours, he’s pretty good at this…
September 12, 2012 at 3:53 pm
shhhh…don’t let him know. He’ll get a swelled head
September 9, 2012 at 9:10 am
the juxaposition of their emotional states fits great with the song. you reverse genders and suddnely you hear Rob Thomas’ voice, singing.
excellent 100, Carrie husband
September 7, 2012 at 1:45 pm
I can relate. A little “light” wrestling should lead to something more fun. It’s time to go into the pounting, mistreated husband mode and play the hurt-feelings/sympathy card.
September 6, 2012 at 2:42 pm
I used to train in martial arts. Whenever I was preparing for a tournament, my husband would gear up and spar with me. Nothing better than getting a good shot at his head. Very cathartic… thanks for bringing on that memory.
September 6, 2012 at 10:29 am
I agree with you, JesterQueen
She has an excuse to deck him. Hope he gets her laughing and the sparring turns around for him…
September 6, 2012 at 6:11 am
Does he write professionally? I’m a bit jealous that he can turn out 100 words in 2 minutes like that. I have to edit. It can take me 30 minutes, lol.
September 6, 2012 at 6:24 am
No, he doesn’t do it professionally but he’s always had a way with words. Plus he used to do Toastmasters and compose a “table topic” speech (you are given a topic and have to create a 5 min speech immediately) really fast so his brain is wired to think quickly I guess
September 6, 2012 at 8:04 am
Table Topics is a 2 minute speech. I’m just clarifying in case anyone is interested in Toastmasters
September 5, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Heh. Methinks she wasn’t having as much fun as he was pre-fight.